poopflow:

smokeweedandeatpizza:

This is where that aubrey gif came from.

IM CRYING

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sonnytactiks:


goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

Thanks for that

sonnytactiks:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

Thanks for that

(via niggalikeschicken)

cosbycoldplay:

"you have an essay due monday"

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"you need to go outside and be a valued member of society"

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"get off the computer, it’s 2 in the morning"

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"they’re just fictional characters"

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tupacabra:

mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do

me:

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me: close my door on your way out

(via niggalikeschicken)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via niggalikeschicken)

clitorito:

The last one

(Source: pleatedjeans, via niggalikeschicken)